what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
Sherlock taught John to dance. SHERLOCK FREAKING TAUGHT JOHN TO DANCE.
"Baker Street, behind closed curtains"
ehe. ehehe. eheheheheHEHEHEHEHEH. guys, this is the part that will produce a million fanfictions, i’m calling it.
From my phone, the guy on the left looked like Sherlock in his coat, and I was prepared to do whatever was necessary to obtain that crossover episode.
Then common sense reasserted itself and I realised Sherlock would survive approximately ten minutes in Xena’s presence.
A trade with Reapersun! In exchange for a Zelda crossover she asked Ghost in the Shell/Cyborg AU. @w@ John as a high class cyborg like the Major and Sherlock as his maintenance person and a programmer in his own right.
John has the habit of going a bit berserk when the action is high, and Sherlock takes care of him - when he’s not the one being reckless.
I stripped John down for extra intimacy
ohmygod oh my goooooooooodddddd
"Balance of probability, little brother."
Mycroft Holmes - Hearse, Sign, Vow
John H. Watson